One Hundred Feet Tall

Future Stag

Samuel imagines he has a ball in his right hand 

Today was a really big day for the kid.  He got his passport in the mail and he is officially an American citizen, from birth.  I’m so proud of my boy.  This means that I have twelve years to convince his momma that he should go to DeMatha for high school.  Class of 2032, I humbly submit my son Samuel into your ranks.

We already talked about how he telepathically committed.

If I had to call it right now, I’m going to say that Samuel will be an exceptional student.  We are a long way off from organized sports, but due to his location right now I’m pushing judo, soccer, basketball, and surfing.  It is a shame that Samuel will probably never have the chance to play organized lacrosse or join an American freestyle wrestling team for youths like his old man.

Spain can more than make up for it by not gunning him down on some bullshit.

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